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Breakfast convo
Karen: "What do I want for breakfast?"
Me: "Ummmmm... Eggs?"
Karen: "No, I'm not in the mood for eggs."
Me: "Well, I couldn't say waffles, which is what you actually want, because we don't have any."
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: "You bastard! Now I want waffles!"
Me: "I was right."
Karen: "I wasn't even thinking about waffles until you said it!"
Me: "But I was right."
Me: "Ummmmm... Eggs?"
Karen: "No, I'm not in the mood for eggs."
Me: "Well, I couldn't say waffles, which is what you actually want, because we don't have any."
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: "You bastard! Now I want waffles!"
Me: "I was right."
Karen: "I wasn't even thinking about waffles until you said it!"
Me: "But I was right."
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