Breakfast convo
Jul. 21st, 2019 09:18 amKaren: "What do I want for breakfast?"
Me: "Ummmmm... Eggs?"
Karen: "No, I'm not in the mood for eggs."
Me: "Well, I couldn't say waffles, which is what you actually want, because we don't have any."
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: "You bastard! Now I want waffles!"
Me: "I was right."
Karen: "I wasn't even thinking about waffles until you said it!"
Me: "But I was right."
Me: "Ummmmm... Eggs?"
Karen: "No, I'm not in the mood for eggs."
Me: "Well, I couldn't say waffles, which is what you actually want, because we don't have any."
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: "You bastard! Now I want waffles!"
Me: "I was right."
Karen: "I wasn't even thinking about waffles until you said it!"
Me: "But I was right."
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Date: 2019-07-23 12:30 am (UTC)