A song about my breakfast

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Over breakfast, I realized that my food scanned to that song by Leonard Cohen. I got as far as writing two verses. You're welcome.

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There is one fruit I cannot quit
And if it has a tiny pit
I feel as if I have just won the lotto
I give it just a gentle squeeze
The pounding heart, the weakened knees
I have a perfect, ripened avocado

Avocado, avocado
Avocado, avocado

If I could only heed the warning
Not to buy it every morning,
I would own a house in El Dorado
But if, perchance, I have the time
The onion, garlic, salt and lime
Make guacamole from my avocado

Avocado, avocado
Avocado, avocado

(Copyright 2018 by Joseph Levy.)

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If anyone feels like adding more verses, feel free to do so in the comments.

To avoid confusion, here's my actual guacamole recipe.