Cyborg

I received a job-scouting letter, and sent this response:

Mr. [software developer],

Thank you for the letter expressing interest in my services. I apologize for my delay in responding to you: My special ops mission in Mozambique took longer than anticipated.

You seek a Cyborg developer. As you will see from a closer look at my Monster.com listing, I am in fact a cyborg warrior. Not quite the same thing. Still, it is gratifying to learn that, contrary to my belief, not all positions for cyborg developers were eliminated following the unfortunate "noodle incident" caused by my successor's faulty heads-up display and a poorly labeled munitions dump.

I am sorely in need of an upgrade to my friend-or-foe auto-targeting AI. (Collateral damage in my most recent missions have been within "acceptable" parameters, but just barely.) If your search for a "cyborg developer" proves fruitful, and he, she, they, or it is interested in some freelance work, please send them my way. Intimate knowledge of stinger missile racks and visual-cortex-to-infrared-sensor (360 degree) splicing, as well as rust prevention measures, would be most helpful.

Thank you and good luck,
"Joseph" v. 3.04b