Act Utilitarianism and Promise Keeping

These wack-ass bitches who try to put down utilitarianism never learn, do they? You can't keep a good philosophy down! Y'all best step off, ‘cause Joe Levy is stepping up to the plate to pinch-hit for my homie, J.S. Mill.

Mill couldn't be bothered to defend utilitarianism from the likes of you. You know why? ‘Cause you got nothin'! You can't touch the Big U!

But Mill's dead, and y'all's runnin' around like you own the place: Talking trash, pointin' out so-called "flaws" and "inadequacies". Why you so smug? Someone gonna put you in your place, and that someone is me!

Today, we gonna bust a myth: ( This damn fool idea that you can't trust us utilitarian homies to keep their word! )

In yo' face, muthafucka. R.I.P.

More Act Utilitarianism and Promise Keeping

I've made a plain English version of my previous essay, incorporating some context as well.

Here it is.