Best. Dream. Ever.

I just had an amazing dream:

A couple is on a cruise. The man accidentally pushes a baby carriage over the lip of a long, wide staircase. The folks below haven't noticed yet, and just as he starts to lunge for it, his wife grabs his arm.

Wife: Don't go after it!
Husband: WHAT?!?
Wife (hurriedly): Do you want the Johnsons to think you're the kind of man who would push a baby down the stairs and hit Mr. Johnson with it? Or do you want them to think, "Whoops! How did *that* happen?"
[Pause for the laugh track as he thinks about it. (Or maybe my dream is filmed in front of a live, studio audience?)]
Husband: You're right.
[They both turn and run off.]
[More laughter.]


I swear, this is actually what I dreamed this morning.