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Disordered holidays
Mar. 17th, 2024 11:07 pm(Content note: Christianity, not entirely reverent.)
Tracey and I had a nice phone conversation.
We looked at our calendars. Passover comes after Easter. Tracey pointed out the problem: The Last Supper was a Passover seder, after which Jesus was caught and killed. Easter celebrates his resurrection. So he rose before he died? I said that obviously Jesus is yeast. But that mostly doesn't work, because communion wafers (which are Jesus) are unleavened. I had been thinking of an actual loaf of bread as the host, because one appears in a scene from "Lady Jane" (from memory):
"Why do you curtsy?"
"I am bowing to the host. To him who made us all."
"Oh, I see! So, God made you, and the baker — apparently — made God!"
Tracey says there are a few traditions that will use bread instead of crackers. So I figure the Jesus-yeast connection at least has some slight support.
Of course, the real problem with being resurrected before you die is that there are two of you for a while. Make sure not to encounter your past self. If you do, don't risk breaking the timeline by giving anything away: Especially not the circumstances of your death, nor that one of your disciples will betray you. That would be extremely irresponsible.
Tracey mentioned Orthodox church tradition. I asked about Greek vs. Russian Orthodox, and she explained that they have common beliefs, and are named for the languages in which the services are (at least partly) held. So yes, she confirmed my suspicion that there could be a Klingon Orthodox church if enough Klingon speakers with Orthodox beliefs united. The schism (the first one among the still major sects), she told me, occurred because the mainstream church (later to be known as Catholic) largely neglected the Holy Spirit in favor of the other two parts of the Trinity. I surmised that in the divorce, the Orthodox church took custody of the Holy Spirit, while the Father and Son remained with the Catholics. I'm glad for the Holy Spirit: It deserves to be with the church that doesn't show favoritism.
Tracey and I had a nice phone conversation.
We looked at our calendars. Passover comes after Easter. Tracey pointed out the problem: The Last Supper was a Passover seder, after which Jesus was caught and killed. Easter celebrates his resurrection. So he rose before he died? I said that obviously Jesus is yeast. But that mostly doesn't work, because communion wafers (which are Jesus) are unleavened. I had been thinking of an actual loaf of bread as the host, because one appears in a scene from "Lady Jane" (from memory):
"Why do you curtsy?"
"I am bowing to the host. To him who made us all."
"Oh, I see! So, God made you, and the baker — apparently — made God!"
Tracey says there are a few traditions that will use bread instead of crackers. So I figure the Jesus-yeast connection at least has some slight support.
Of course, the real problem with being resurrected before you die is that there are two of you for a while. Make sure not to encounter your past self. If you do, don't risk breaking the timeline by giving anything away: Especially not the circumstances of your death, nor that one of your disciples will betray you. That would be extremely irresponsible.
Tracey mentioned Orthodox church tradition. I asked about Greek vs. Russian Orthodox, and she explained that they have common beliefs, and are named for the languages in which the services are (at least partly) held. So yes, she confirmed my suspicion that there could be a Klingon Orthodox church if enough Klingon speakers with Orthodox beliefs united. The schism (the first one among the still major sects), she told me, occurred because the mainstream church (later to be known as Catholic) largely neglected the Holy Spirit in favor of the other two parts of the Trinity. I surmised that in the divorce, the Orthodox church took custody of the Holy Spirit, while the Father and Son remained with the Catholics. I'm glad for the Holy Spirit: It deserves to be with the church that doesn't show favoritism.
