Hobbit stories
May. 14th, 2022 10:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
blimixLast year, in a one-shot D&D game, I was playing a halfling (a hobbit). Being a fan of "Irregular Webcomic!" I decided I had to tell a story:
"My uncle Bilbert was exploring a dragon's lair, when he accidentally woke the dragon. It came at him, with smoke and fire pouring from its nose, and then, with a huge claw, it just punted him! He landed a mile away in the ocean. You could say the dragon was smoking before it kicked the hobbit."
We played a continuation of that game today. So of course I had to do another one:
"My uncle Bilbert used to roam the land. The problem was, he would sleep with people in every town he visited. Years later, as he returned to those towns, he found that he had children everywhere. He had discovered too late that sex is hobbit forming."
"My uncle Bilbert was exploring a dragon's lair, when he accidentally woke the dragon. It came at him, with smoke and fire pouring from its nose, and then, with a huge claw, it just punted him! He landed a mile away in the ocean. You could say the dragon was smoking before it kicked the hobbit."
We played a continuation of that game today. So of course I had to do another one:
"My uncle Bilbert used to roam the land. The problem was, he would sleep with people in every town he visited. Years later, as he returned to those towns, he found that he had children everywhere. He had discovered too late that sex is hobbit forming."
