Dec. 8th, 2018

blimix: Joe and his guitar. (guitar)
Over breakfast, I realized that my food scanned to that song by Leonard Cohen. I got as far as writing two verses. You're welcome.




There is one fruit I cannot quit
And if it has a tiny pit
I feel as if I have just won the lotto
I give it just a gentle squeeze
The pounding heart, the weakened knees
I have a perfect, ripened avocado

Avocado, avocado
Avocado, avocado

If I could only heed the warning
Not to buy it every morning,
I would own a house in El Dorado
But if, perchance, I have the time
The onion, garlic, salt and lime
Make guacamole from my avocado

Avocado, avocado
Avocado, avocado

(Copyright 2018 by Joseph Levy.)




If anyone feels like adding more verses, feel free to do so in the comments.

To avoid confusion, here's my actual guacamole recipe.
blimix: Joe leaning way out at a waterfall (waterfall)
In my "Biggest Bully" explanation of conservatives, I noted close overlap with Siderea's explanation of The Two Moral Modes and George Lakoff's comparison to families.

However, I also disagree with their notion that the conservatism of the masses is about the way they think the world should work.

It's not so much a desire for an authoritarian social hierarchy, as a simple belief in it. This is an instinctive and unconscious belief, shielding it from scrutiny. The "desires" attached to it constitute the small comfort that people on a totem pole can take: That there's always someone lower. I think they don't precisely want their social group to be able to dominate and abuse others: Rather, they strongly feel that that's simply how the social totem pole already works. Those who lack a sense of self worth, in particular, resent liberals for implying that it isn't, and for making it taboo to publicly acknowledge that they (the right-wingers) are better than LGTBQ+ folks, black people, women, Mexicans, Muslims, poor people, people with disabilities, et cetera, excluding those groups to which they themselves belong.

They love Trump, not because he promised to give them the right to abuse people beneath them, but because he validated their understanding that they already had that position and that right.

The fact that everyone who voted for him is getting shafted by him doesn't change that! The irrationality of voting against their own interests, while blindingly obvious (even to some of them in hindsight), is irrelevant. Suffering is the price of being low on the totem pole: Those above you, like the government, can do what they want to you. Their votes didn't mean, "We prefer to be part of a hierarchical, authoritarian totem pole than not be," but rather "Life is a hierarchical, authoritarian totem pole, and you have to submit to the dominance of the people above you; deal with it." Trump acknowledged the totem pole and claimed dominance. Clinton, being a woman in America, wasn't in a position to claim dominance even if she had wanted to: The totem pole puts women below men.

The refusal to acknowledge this is part of the insidiously fascist undercurrent of the self-flagellating "Liberal America didn't reach out to poor white people" sentiment. (Also, that sentiment ignores all of the unethical things that Republicans did to win the election, in favor of blaming compassionate people for not expressing sufficient sympathy for views based on hatred, bigotry, misogyny, and lies. I suspect that the sentiment arises in the same way that causes many Christians to blame others' misfortunes on their lack of piety: It's comforting to pretend that our fate is entirely in our own hands (or God's), making us feel safe from malign forces outside of our control. Of course, that pretense leaves people ill prepared for their own misfortunes, so one must keep rationalizing: They/we must have done something to deserve it!)
blimix: Joe leaning way out at a waterfall (waterfall)
I've known for many years that there was a trail along the north side of the Mohawk River by Cohoes Falls. I tried and failed to find it once. This trail held an allure: The promise of a nature walk with forest on one side, and steep cliffs down to a huge waterfall on the other.

I am a completist about hiking trails, and aim to know every part of every trail within about a forty minute drive. Last January (before I had a job), I was enjoying the warm weather with a walk near Lock 6 in Waterford. Karen had earlier shown me the gravel road that runs along the canal, and I had noted some side trails into the woods, to take later. They turned out to lead right to that elusive path along the river. The view and sound of the falls from the cliffs directly above it were stunning. I also saw two bald eagles, one of which (possibly the biggest I've ever seen) took off from very close to me.




After we had watched "Guardians of the Galaxy 2," Karen told me, "I want a dancing Groot." Some weeks later, I was out shopping while she was sick, and picked up a meal for her at the food court, so that she wouldn't have to prepare anything. I just happened to discover a dancing Groot (sound activated) at ThinkGeek. It was possibly the most effective cheering-up gift I have ever given: She was gleeful for the rest of the evening.




One of my extremely awesome and talented friends (yes, this doesn't narrow it down a whole bunch because I'm astonishingly lucky) has opened an Etsy shop. It currently has stuff you may want for the holidays. Do check it out, and note that buying stuff there will help out an awesome person.




Gratuitous links:

Two Women Erased $1.5 Million of Strangers' Medical Debt Just Because They Felt Like It (Thanks, Amanda!)

British Member of Parliament publishes 250 pages of damning internal Facebook documents that had been sealed by a US court. Excerpt: "Facebook knew that the changes to its policies on the Android mobile phone system, which enabled the Facebook app to collect a record of calls and texts sent by the user would be controversial. To mitigate any bad PR, Facebook planned to make it as hard as possible for users to know that this was one of the underlying features of the upgrade of their app." (Thanks, Alan!)

The rudest Christmas song ever by Fascinating Aïda. (Thanks, Jess!)

Six13 - Bohemian Chanukah (a Queen adaptation) (Thanks, Amalia and Jenn Q.!)

Hamildolph (An American Christmas Story) - a Hamilton parody by Eclipse 6. (Thanks, Tikva!)

Payless Opens Fake Luxury Store, Sells Customers $20 Shoes For $600 In Experiment (Thanks, Dan and Jessica!)

A Short List Of Shenanigans My Parent's Dog Has Engaged In. (Thanks, Mia and Tikva!)

The HU - Yuve Yuve Yu: Mongolian folk rock, with striking scenery. (Thanks, Remy!)

"Siri, I'm getting pulled over": A new shortcut for iPhones can automatically record the police. (Thanks, Amalia!)

Chemicals used in Teflon and Scotchgard are a much bigger health threat than previously disclosed (Thanks, Caitlin!)

APNewsBreak: Georgia election server wiped after suit filed. (Thanks, Conni!)

Study: Artificial sweeteners toxic to digestive gut bacteria (Thanks, Amanda!)
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