Compilation of short takes, short tales, comments, and links.

This is another of those times that I notice all the stuff that I've typed up quickly for Facebook (as posts or comments), none of which individually fit the longer, more considered format that I prefer for Dreamwidth. Here's a compilation. ( Behind a cut. )

Breakfast convo

Karen: "What do I want for breakfast?"
Me: "Ummmmm... Eggs?"
Karen: "No, I'm not in the mood for eggs."
Me: "Well, I couldn't say waffles, which is what you actually want, because we don't have any."
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: ...
Karen: "You bastard! Now I want waffles!"
Me: "I was right."
Karen: "I wasn't even thinking about waffles until you said it!"
Me: "But I was right."